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mbaka
My sister Has a farm at the border of Tsavo park. Since she has moved over there, people from home have being wanting to move there too, so some bought some land in hurry without knowing the risks and dangers in the area...what with wild animals and such.

So, there is this one unmarried lady who has being a secretary in mombasa. She bought a land at tsavo far far deep in the country...without transport means. She build a house and bought a bysicle.
Now this lady was a coward who saw elephants everywhere as soon as it was dark (imagination) Everybody knew that... One evening a bunch of Kids from the neibourhood decided to schock her. They hid behind some bushes and waited for her to come by...she was walking with a bunch of chicken, tide on a string, tangling from her hand. The Kids started breaking the branches of the bushes, making noises just like an Elephant does. The Lady took off and climbed on a tree. When she was a bit up the tree she realized that the Chickens were still tangling down from her hand while the other hand was holding tightly on the tree. The Kids came out of the bushes laughing themselves to tears.
The Lady gave up her land and moved back to mombasa.
The moral of the strory is... Don't forget to think about the consequences before you make a big decition.    :duel:
Mutha
The woman is retired - so i figure out that she is a senoir citizen - how did she get up the tree with all that luggage?
biggrin.gif heheee its just funny
Camarada
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Sooz
Hehehe - she wasn't seeing pink elephants, was she?
Kat
What a silly woman......

   
BlackPanther_1
Maybe this woman have lived in Mombasa city most of her life span.That made her unfamiliar with hoarse noises made by wild animals.Even it was me I wouldn't have taken chances.I would have emigrated back to Mombasa BUT wouldn't have sold the farm.That's the weird part of it she made a big bladder, "Mbaka you mean lady climbed on top of the tree thinking that she was very safe."Arch!! Oh my goodness.It like hinding behind :hidebehindsofa: when...  or "the housing is being torched."
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